Beard Oil - Thor's Hammer
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Harness the Power of Thor: Viking Beard Oil
Behold the might of Thor, the God of Thunder, and protector of mankind in Midgard! If Thor were but a mortal, every Viking would clamour to share an ale horn with him. They say that when thunder roars in the skies, it is Thor valiantly battling for the sake of mankind. But we like to believe that he's simply revelling in the essence of our own signature blend – a tribute to his strength and power.
Our Viking Beard Oil, inspired by the indomitable Thor, delves deep, bestowing a profound surge of moisture to both your beard and the skin beneath, which lies beneath those bristle-kissed strands. The journey to tame your scruff is vital in warding off the relentless itch, all while fostering robust and bountiful growth. Just as beard upkeep is pivotal for reaching the pinnacle of manly magnificence, our meticulously crafted elixir bestows a harmonious trifecta of nourishment, purification, and restoration – the very essence your beard yearns for on its heroic odyssey!
Mighty Viking Elixir's Prowess:
- Forged in the Fires of Craftsmanship: Handcrafted in small batches for unmatched quality, potent batches
- A Quenching Torrent of Moisture: Bestows intense hydration, ensuring a beard of remarkable suppleness
- The Softness of Viking Valour: Champions beard tenderness, banishing the dreaded itch
- Banish the Beard Blizzard: Casts away beard dander, unveiling a pristine visage
- Radiance of the Norse Gods: Imparts a natural shine for a truly well-kempt beard
- The Unwavering Reign of Taming: Effortlessly subdues unruly beard strands
- Girth and Grandeur of a Viking's Beard: Infuses depth and fullness into your beard
- Healing Magic of the Ancients: Nurtures hair and skin, ensuring peak vitality
- Compassionate to Creatures of the Earth: A cruelty-free creation, never tested on animals
- Forged with Northern Pride: Crafted with honour in the land of Canada
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”
― Stan Lee
Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Coconut Oil, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernal Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Fragrance, d-Alpha Tocopherol, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.
The almighty Thor would be proud of this scent! A woody, amber-moss and sweet spice aroma blends with a black currant with a tart orange, shaken with cognac for a beautiful, fine fragrance. A scent that is sophisticate yet manly, perfect for the Warrior in you!
Put 3 to 4 drops in your hand and massage the oil into your beard and skin. For longer beards use 8+ Drops.
This product may attract Valkyrie Warriors. For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Store in dry, cool place, out of direct sunlight, and out of reach of children. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
